Mommy Lessons September 6, 2006

Whenever you stop and think “gee the baby hasn’t pooped in a while”, make sure that your laundry is caught up. Because if you think about the poop, the poop will come. And it won’t all end up in the diaper. And you’ll have to stop all of the laundry to push the swing cover to the front of the line so it doesn’t stain. And you’ll have to stop eating lunch to clean it up.

One would think I would have learned this lesson by now, huh?